Kekurangan

Saya ni.. Tak pandai cakap manis-manis..

"Oh dear, you're so handsome wearing blue. It matches your eyes perfectly. I think I just fell in love all over again."

Malu lah.

Saya ni.. Tak pandai samakan dia dengan apa-apa pun..

"Oh dear, you're so tough. You're my Clark Kent. You're my Superman."

Awak adalah awak. Saya suke awak sebab awak.

Saya ni.. Tak pandai nak reka macam-macam..

"Hmm.. My dearest's birthday is just around the corner. I think I will give him something from my heart..."

Blood for your birthday dear??

Saya ni.. Tak pandai masak sedap-sedap..

To get a man's heart is through his stomach.

I'll bake you cake today. Tomorrow we'll eat biscuit. The next day we'll eat maggi bodoh. Boleh sayang?

Saya ni.. Tak pandai pakai daring, pakai cantik, ikut trend terkini..

Sebelum keluar rumah, 'Ishk tudung ni, tak cantik pula. WTH. I got a date. Biaq pi kat hang la wahai tudung.'

Tak pe kan dear, tudung ni macam senget?

Harap semua kekurangan ni, tak buat dear BF lari..

Saya sayang dia,

besar-besar,

tinggi-tinggi,

gemuk-gemuk,

dalam-dalam,

lebar-lebar,

luas-luas

ape lagi?

Dah la.