The FINAL Papers

Time's UP!

Masa untuk study dah habis..

Masa untuk exam pula..

I, hereby, apologies for any mistakes purposely on not during these diploma years. This is THE final papers, wish me luck. I wish all of you the very best and InsyaAllah, Allah will take care of the rest.

Shhhhhhhh...

Kunci!!

Referring to Butterfly Fly Away..

Baru perasan!! Blog saya ada kunci!! hohoho!!

Lain kali pulak lah buat kupon..

Kunci...nta padamu..

Kupon..cinta padamu..

Merepek! Hahaha!

Funny Truth

Once upon a time, there live two girls, Maria and Sally. They had been a good friend to each other since forever. They live next to each other, went to school together and play together.

One fine day, a family moved next to Maria's house. The family had a cute daughter named Emily. Maria and Sally is excited to have a new neighbor! The more, the merrier, they say.

They started playing with each other almost everyday now. Almost? Cause Sally had a new routine, she had to go to piano class. Sometimes, only Maria and Emily, played together in the evening.

Things get worse for Sally. She felt like she had been abandon. Sometimes, even when Sally doesn't have piano classes, she is not invited to play with Maria and Emily. Well, she could just go to their houses but they are not home. Sally thought they went out with their parents, and they did. When Maria comes home, she told Sally about her trip with Emily to Disneyland. She sound excited. The more exited Maria felt, Sally felt hurt.

She started hating Maria, tough her mind told her that Emily is the bad influence. She swallow the fact that she had just lost her friend, Maria, and started hanging out with others.

After several years, three of them become a beautiful young ladies. Maria and Sally is no more close, but Maria and Emily is unseparateable. Though it been years, Sally is sad and hurt that she lost her friendship with Maria to Emily. She likes Emily a lot, she just can't get it why they don't approve her to be with them.

One day, Emily's father had been promoted. Emily and her family had to leave the town. Sally's heart broke when she heard the news, like said before, she likes Emily. Top of all, she knew that Maria will hurt lots more. And Sally's right.

For weeks, Maria looked lonely. Sometimes during the night, Sally spotted Maria, talking to Emily on the phone. They always connect each other with Facebook too! Sally is not jealous, she knew what it's like to lost friend, but, she thinks Maria's lost maybe hurt more, Emily physically is not around but Maria is always in sight.

After the 'mourning' session of Emily's move, Maria started to search for new friends, cause, practically, Emily is all she have. Suddenly, Maria tries to get close to Sally, her ex-close friend. A part of Sally is happy to get her back and of course, the bad part felt sad, it took Emily to leave to have Maria back, and another small part said, 'You deserved to be left! You left me now she left you! Now you know how it felt like! Serve you right.' Sally know, it's bad to think about her friend the way she thought about Maria. Hey, what the hell? She still accept Maria with open arms.

Maria and Sally become close again, she misses her so much and enjoy her company very well. Sometimes Maria update her about Emily, Sally knew Maria misses Emily, but that's OK. She misses Emily too.

One fine afternoon, Sally tries to contact Maria, they promised to go window shopping for the graduation dinner's dress together. Maria is never late, she's always punctual and she'll tell whenever she got something more urgent to do. Sally called Maria several times and Maria didn't answer the phone. She thought Maria left her phone at home and went out with her parents, so, she decided to stay at home, browsing the internet for the perfect dress.

At 10pm, Sally received a text message, from Maria.

'Hey babe, I'm so sorry I did not return your calls. My phone was left at home, I went to buy bread this morning and I bumped to Emily! She'll be here for a while, her father is on business trip. I went to hang out at her house. Sorry babe!'

Sally's hurt. She knew, time is not an advantage of being Maria's friend. She doesn't know what is. She knew Maria longer but Emily stuck like glue. She'll play it cool and let it be. When Emily left, Maria will come to her. That's how it goes..

It's funny but it's true.

Tak adil!

Soalan saya rasa tidak adil ditujukan kepada kakasih hati lelaki anda..

#1

GF : You sayang I or you sayang bestfriend you?

BF : Ey you, you boleh tinggalkan I, bestfriend I, stays forever oke..

#2

GF : You ni, bola bola bola. I ajak keluar je, bola. I call je, bola. You tak sayang I kan? You pergilah bercinta dengan bola tu.

BF : Eh you ni, kalau bola tu hidup, cantik macam you, you ingat I masih kekasih you ke? Hoho. Tak tak, lelaki kalau tak give a damn pasal bola, tak lelaki la. Dengan bola pun merajuk? Ape kehei nye you meroyan sangat ni?

#3

Isteri : You tau tak, mak you tu, tak suka kat I. I tak kira, weekend ni, kita pergi tengok wayang jugak. You pilih, mak you ke, I. Sekarang!!!!

Suami : Ni melampau ni you, cuba you bayangkan, menantu perempuan you, suruh you pilih, you or dia. You sakit hati kan? Lagipun, syurga I bawah tapak kaki ibu I, syurga you bawah tapak kaki I. You buat perangai macam ni lagi, you nak masuk syurga ekspres ke?

*Kaki I ke muka you. Nak??

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Hahaha! Saja melawak.. Dialog tak ada kena-mengena dengan yang bernafas or tidak..

Tapi, still rasa, tak patut soalan-soalan ini..

Sebenarnya, kita (perempuan) tahu jawapan nya..

Kadang-kadang saja nak mengada, takpe lah..

Kalau yang memang tak paham bahasa tu, entah le..

BREAK BREAK BREAK!

Dah biasa..

A : Ey, kenapa kau butang baju dari atas ke bawah??

B : Mak aku ajar macam tu, dah biasa lah..

A : Ey, kenapa kau tidur letak bantal atas muka?

B : Aku tak suka cahaya, gelap macam mana pun, dah biasa lah..

A : Ey, kenapa kau tidur lambat?

B : Banyak kerja, dah biasa lah..

A : Ey, kenapa kau keluar malam?

B : Saja bersosial, dah biasa lah..

Macam-macam 'Ey, kenapa..' soalan boleh ditanya kepada semua orang yang kita punyai keraguan tentang apa yang mereka buat, cakap, apa-apa aje..

Boleh jadi juga, jawapan mereka, '.... dah biasa'

Saya suka, dah biasa :

- Bangun tidur, kemas katil

- Angkat baju, lipat terus

- Cuci muka, pakai toner and moisturizer

- Pakai losyen setiap hari

Saya juga tak suka, dah biasa :

- Tidur lambat

- Minum minuman berais dan manis

- Makan makanan tak berkhasiat

- Keluar malam

Paling saya tak suka, membiasakan diri tak contact si dia.. Saya tak salah kan dia, tapi saya takut..

Saya takut bila saya dah terbiasa tak contact, kita jadi renggang, kekok..

Saya takut..

Kepada si dia,

Rindu...

Sorry Oreng

Dear Shaza Shifaa,

How are you dear? Hope you are in the pink oreng of health.

The reason I wrote you this letter entry is to say....

I'm so sorry!!!

nampak tak kesungguhan i'm sorry tu?

Maaf sebab terpijak kasut oreng anda.. huuu..

kasut oreng, mangsa pijakkan kakiku..

I'm so sorry Shaza, hope you can forgive me..

Till we meet again in the next entry..

Tooodles!!

with love, xoxo,

Aena 'Nena' Wani

Kerjaya

Semuanya bermula pada cuti semester ke 5..

Aku telah memberi nama kepada Cikgu Kudin, untuk menjadi Saketeriat Festival Kebudayaan Universiti-Universiti Malaysia, FEStKUM..

Cikgu Kudin telah meletakkan aku sebagai seorang ahli Biro Protokol dan juga seorang L.O. Juri Khas..

Aku menerima tugas dengan seaadanya..

Pada hari permulaan FEStKUM 2010, aku telah tiba di UiTM Perlis, 3 minggu awal daripada pelajar lain..

Briefing diadakan, dan FEStKUM kali ini, tidak mempunyai pengacara majlis perempuan, kerana orang yang sepatutnya menjadi pengacara majlis, tidak hadir.

Tidak semena-mena, Cikgu Kudin memilih aku menjadi pengacara majlis..

Ini merupakan cubaan pertama mengendali majlis bersama Muhammad Firdaus bin Ahmad, Epi..

Pendek giler kau Aena!

Aku berbangga dengan kerja yang dijalankan, walaupun terdapat komen-komen negatif yang aku kira, ditujukan sebagai kritikan membina.

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Semester terakhir diriku, sebagai pelajar Pengajian Perniagaan di UiTM Perlis bermula..

Sekali lagi, aku menerima jemputan, juga dari Cikgu Kudin, untuk menjadi pengacara majlis sekali lagi..

Kali ini, aku digandingkan dengan saudara Radin Amir Affendy bin Ahmad Aruani, yang telah berkecimpung dalam bidang pengacaraan lebih lama dari aku..

Aku terasa rendah diri yang sememangnya rendah ini..

Transaksi Ekspresi Seni Tari, TEST, 2011.. Cubaan kedua Ainaa Hazwani binti Razak, selaku pengacara majlis..

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Tanggal 8 April 2011, aku menerima panggilan dari rakan FEStKUM, Raja Fadzleen.

Beliau bertanyakan kelapangan aku pada hari Sabtu dan Ahad.

Beliau menjemput aku untuk menjadi pengacara majlis..

Sebelum aku sempat menolak, telefon dirampas oleh Epi,

Epi: 'Ey, kau jangan nak mengada-ngada, kau jadi mc, dengan aku. Datang Blok F sekarang.'

Aena: 'Aku ada kelas la Epi, lepas ni test pula.'

Epi: 'Test kau habis pukul brapa?'

Aena: '6.30 ptg.'

Epi: 'Ha, yelah. Malam ni, kau datang blok F. Skrip Fayyadh dah buat, aku nak kau tengok, edit la.'

Seingat aku, aku digandingkan dengan Epi sekali lagi. Alhamdulillah, aku tahu bekerja dengan Epi. Malam itu, aku berberat hati ke Blok F, niat hati ingin menonton Maharaja Lawak. GO JOZAN!! GO NABIL!!

Setiba di Blok F, kelibat Epi entah kemana, aku bertemu rakan-rakan, dann membantu mengecat backdrop. Seketika kemudian, aku tenampak kelibat Epi. Masam mukanya.

Rupanya, Epi menjadi pengarah projek, bukan mc, seperti sangkaan ku.

Aku tertanya-tanya siapakan mc lelaki.. Persoalan ku terjawab, seorang jejaka yang tidak pernah aku temui. Hatta.

Pertandingan Nasyid Permata Utara Piala Rektor UiTM Perlis 2011, cubaan ketiga menjadi pengacara majlis bersama saudara Hatta.

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Terima kasih Cikgu Kudin.

Cikgu Kudin dan Madam Izwani

Kaya

Siapa kata kaya tu objektif??

Boleh main bulat-bulat macam dalam exam?

Which definition best matched 'kaya'?

a. Banyak harta pusaka, emas, berlian, iPhone, DSLR

b. Menatang alah yang sapu atas roti tu.

c. Down-to-earth, baik, sopan santun, gadis Melayu-lah.

d. Dipulaukan oleh masyarakat. *Teeeett*. Isu sensitif.

Oke.

a. banyak harta pusaka, emas, berlian, iPhone, DSLR

Ini kononnya, definisi kaya terbaru oleh masyarakat remaja zaman kini. Tang iPhone and DSLR tu la. Tak ramai boleh beli. Ye dak? Aku pun tak boleh beli. Mahai.. Mummy daddy, harapan la nak bagi duit nak beli. Banyak lagi benda boleh guna dengan duit kunun nak beli iPhone & DSLR tu.

Haku pun tak nak. Tak reti guna. Rugi je.

Ini sangat stereotaip oke. Kaya je, berduit. Berwang je kaya. Memang lah. Tak salah. Tapi, ayuh kita tengok definisi kaya yang lain.

Tingkap dalam otak tu, kasi bukak besar-besar. Baru boleh terima udara segar. Wangi busuk belakang cerita. Asyik tengok permandangan indah je, tak dapat rasa udaranya, rugi jugak.

Kau merepek apa ni perempuan???

Maaf. Errr

b. Menatang alah yang sapu atas roti tu.

This type of kaya sangat seronok! Lebih-lebih lagi, bila ia disapu atas roti dan digabungkan dengan planta. Nak nak, ada toaster, kite bako je. Sedap! Ia juga merupakan sarapan haku pada pagi ini. Bersama secawan nescafe. Selepas melakukan yoga..

Motif kau bagitahu pasal yoga ialah???????

Err.. Maaf lagi..

c. Down-to-earth, baik, sopan santun, gadis Melayu-lah.

Hah! Yang ini pula, maksud sangat tersirat.

Kaya budi bahasa. Melayu ni memang, cakap nak tersirat sahaja. Yang cakap direct tu, tak ramai yang berani. Yang berani pun, jaga juga la batas Melayu kita, tak semua orang boleh terima kalau kita cakap direct sangat. Pandai lah jaga hati kawan-kawan. Itu pun haku nak ajar macam mana ke??

Kalau dah makan popia yang dipotong 5, the very last piece tu, tak ada siapa nak ambil, ayat yang akan keluar,

'Kau jangan nak jadi Melayu sangat kat sini.'

Ambil je the last piece, moga-moga dapat suami soleh/isteri solehah? Tak ke untung badan?

Kalau dipuji pula,

'Wehh, terer nye kau buat air, kau lah pembuat air paling dasyat dalam dunia yang bulat ini.. Buat kan satu untuk aku?'

Kawan tu saja ampu malas buat air, yang Melayu ni dah suka, dan dan air kawan haram tak sedap.

Benda ini semua daily life, sebelum bangkang kata aku mengutuk bangsa sendiri, kau tengok sekeliling dulu. Aku tak berani kutuk, kalau aku tak buat benda yang sama.

d. Dipulaukan oleh masyarakat.

Benda dah basi, ada lagi yang gaduh pasal ni. Haku paneh pun tak boleh juga. Aku yang tulis macam ni. Cuba relate-kan post ni dengan komen di atas. Mu pahe dok?

Haku bukan jenis nak gaduh ni, tu pasal tak ada yang attack haku, kawan-kawan pula jadi mangsa. Adoii..

Ni salah haku, haku minta maaf, aku mengaku bersalah, terbelagak tak kena tempat, haku maksud lain, kome fikir satu side je.

Permandangan indah tu satu side yang cantik.

Kalau udaranya segar, bunyi burung berkicauan. Bertambah cantiklah permandangan.

Kalau bau busuk, bunyi tractor tengah buat bangunan 23 tingkat kat sebelah, tak berapa cantik pula permandangan indah itu.

Kau je yang boleh pilih, nak tengok whole picture ke, nak tengok apa yang kau suka je.

Keseorangan

Saya tak suka buat kerja sampai lewat pagi, lepas tu, tidur sekejap.

Aena dan tidur tak boleh dipisahkan, perkara ini akan menyebabkan Aena sakit ok!

Saya tak suka bangun pagi, tengok jam pukul 9am.

Dan kelas saya pada pukul 9am.

Saya tak suka, pergi kelas tak mandi.

Lebih-lebih lagi, hari yang saya kena buat presentation.

Saya tak suka, pergi kelas, mood, tidur.
Sebab tidur lambat, bangut mengejut, otak tak berfungsi lagi.

Saya tak suka, ketidak-alert-an saya, menyusahkan rakan-rakan.

Tambahan lagi, jika kerja berkumpulan.

Saya tak suka, bilik berdua, tetapi tidur seorang.

Ada yang suka menutup lampu corridor.

Ada yang cerita bukan-bukan.

Ada roommate tapi tidur di tempat lain.

Keseorangan.

Bertanggungjawab

This morning, daddy come to my room, ask some rhetorical question about my trip to go back to Arau later this evening - while I'm sleeping.

After he get all his honest answers, he gave me something - a ring. He asked if the ring fits me, and it fits me perfectly. He said the ring belong to my late grandmother, now, he's giving it to me.

Terharu beb! I'm touched.

I never get a ring from anyone before. Yeap. Lame. So, I promised myself, the only ring I'm going to wear is my engagement ring and wedding ring. This one, came a little bit early.

I like red (ruby) but I don't really like gold.

Hope I won't lost it. Cause all the rings I bought myself, lost, that's why, I lost interest in buying meaningless rings..

Free food, anyone?

Last night at Ipoh before I went back to Arau to continue the last semester, mummy decided to take us (Anis,Api & Me) to eat a little 'special' outside - though mummy's cooking is the best.

So, we decided not to go to the usual restaurant, you know, special~ We decided to hit the town, and eat at Restoran Laksamana Cheng Ho. We went there and poooof~ The restaurant had changed to Restoran Ikan Sungai. Nice name.

We decided to try it, cause, there are like million of people there, so, it must be good. Right?

We stopped by and there's no table left! The owner asked us to wait for a table to be cleared and after that, we go and get the food.

The food served,

• Ikan keli masak lemak
• sambal tumis udang
• Lemak ketam
• Rendang ayam
• Pulut kuning

Grand tu!

While we were eating, the owner came and told us, actually, the restaurant is not opened yet, this is just a ceremony to celebrate the new restaurant.

Moral of the story: We're lucky to be there! Free of charge for such grand food! Yummy!

It's not my fault

Ini semua salah Shaza Shifaa!

Suka main picnik! Heee..

Gambar berdua pertama di publish kan.. Gambar yang senonoh, yang lain, tak senonoh.. Haaaa.. Fikir bukan-bukan?! Nak kena niiiii...

Kenapa gambar makan? Saya suka makan dan si dia pandai cari tempat makan best. Ada kaitan kan??